Sugar Up Them Babies for Pure Pleasure!

Now this here is pure pleasure! Your baby will be sure to love it too! So sweet and syrupy and bubbly and what a treat! I wonder how folks would react if 7 Up tried an ad campaign like this these days? Well, I am sure a lot of people would be upset but hey from what I have seen most people fill their little ones up with pop and candy and tater chips right from the start.

The same person who would balk at the notion of giving a kid coffee has no qualms about loading them down with chocolate and caffeinated 'popacolas'... funny but sad. So, at least 7 Up has no caffeine eh? Always choose the lesser of two poisons when giving poison to your loved ones.

Outdated ad? Maybe, maybe not... But to be on the safe side ya better stock up on the carbonated beverages if you have little ones in the house!

For a Better Start in Life Start Cola Earlier!

How soon is too soon? 

Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness. 

The Soda Pop Board of America Chicago, Il